TIFU when I locked my self out of my unit in cool weather and no-where to go
/r/TIFU means Today I Fucked UpBall[']s in your quart, also up and adam

*Like when the food hella good, you say bone apple tea, it's like french or some shit.* A Bone Apple Tea is the mistaken use of a **real, dictionary-defined word or phrase** in place of another **real, dictionary-defined word or phrase** that sounds similar, resulting in a nonsensical, sometimes humorous utterance.